yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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