is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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