Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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