I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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