so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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