You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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