remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
