I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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