so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
4 words: hood of his car
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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