He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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