The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
kristin has been a bad kristin
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
you had me at cake vodka
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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