i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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