She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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