do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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