$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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