So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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