Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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