I'm lost and stupid without you.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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