I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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