Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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