Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
