with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I think I won the penis lottery.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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