On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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