..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
