Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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