I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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