it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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