But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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