he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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