woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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