"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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