She's JV to your varsity
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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