I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea