weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
FUCK WHALES
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