im gay
i know
yea but for you.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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