Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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