Life is so much better after having sex.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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