i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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