help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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