normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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