The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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