Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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