Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If that was your dad, he is hot
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
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the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
what is it with giant penises always finding me
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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