You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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