she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I've blown a few things in my day
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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