I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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