nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Text me some of your sweat
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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