she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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