I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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