You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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