I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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