apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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