Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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