yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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