I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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