Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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